Having lived in a brand new city for almost a month, I decided to record the details of my totally fabulous (albeit broke) life in the City of Roses. What Portlandia craziness will I succumb to? Will I embark on a 21 day, mostly vegan, completely organic cleanse? Will I bump into Carrie Brownstein putting birds on things on Mississippi Avenue? Will I drink Rogue Ale out of a tiny plastic cup while I listen to bluegrass music at Saturday Market when it is still well before the afternoon? Hint: all but one of those are true (damn it!). Whatever life has in store for me, I know it will be totally crazy but more importantly, totally fabulous.